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Things that never happen in Star Trek

Owen — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:40:23 +0000

#6 : An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise’s computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.

Quote of the day

Owen — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 11:00:39 +0000

“Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.”

– Henry Spencer

Beware falling Moose heads.

Owen — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:43:00 +0000

Slightly surreal story here, Dangerous places laboratories! Shocking for the girl involved, but it does make me think of Fawlty Towers!

Fancy a cuppa?

Owen — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:19:00 +0000

Mummmm… Peach Mint Tea

A priest asked: What is Fate, Master?

Owen — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:05:00 +0000

“And the Master answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build byways from City to City
upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns have come
to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.
And that is Fate? said the priest.
Fate … I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.
That’s all right, said the priest.
I wanted to know what Freight was too.“
— Kehlog Albran, “The Profit”

I wandered lonely as a cloud.

Owen — Mon, 08 May 2006 13:33:00 +0000

But unlike Wordsworth I can check this on the internet, the Cloud Appreciation Society.

Groovy!

Owen — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:21:00 +0000

Fight the forces of evil online with Radio1

That’s it, I’ve had it,

Owen — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 21:31:00 +0000

I’m just going to go be a good McCitizen now.
~Verteiron

Christmas is coming

Owen — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:12:00 +0000

“I like Christmas, it’s a time to be with the family..
but it has it’s good side too.”
- Ozzy Osbourne

Threat level?

Owen — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 15:53:00 +0000

The current homeland security level is:

This sort of stuff makes me laugh, even if it’s just a trafic generator for geekandproud.net. Shame that Big Bird does not appear there too..