Hi: This is the website for Owen Carter, a British guy who has been living in Amsterdam for the last 11 years.
I'm afraid there is nothing earth-shattering here, no solutions for World Peace, no cures for peoples ills.. Just a few of my photos and ramblings.
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October 31st, 2003 | Owen Since I hurt my pendulum my life is all erratic,
The parrot, which was cordial, is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, the goldfish drowned, the cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe.
- If anyone knows who wrote this I’d love to know. (It sounds like Spike Milligan, but I can’t find any references..)
October 30th, 2003 | Owen A new short story from Terry Pratchett. Read it online at the LSpace web here.
October 28th, 2003 | Owen The mass media is pretty depressing, but this article articulates one of the things that is wrong very nicely. How Fleet Street uses the ‘we know something you don’t’ line to generate hype. And another problem, how the media allows themselves to be manipulated by PR companies, is nicely illustrated in a different article.
October 28th, 2003 | Owen Why is the WhiteHouse so keen to stop internet search engines like google from finding old documents relating to Iraq? Probably because they contain references to Weapons of Mass Destruction that, as we now know, did not exist.
October 23rd, 2003 | Owen From the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, lives inside his house, which is outside the asylum. I think he had it right.
October 23rd, 2003 | Owen They use every sleezy tactic in the book to con people into installing their spyware, hiding it in products that look legitimate. But what it does is spy on your web surfing, and bombard you with unwanted adverts. They have a PR problem caused by their lack of ethics and crooked business model, so they then intimidate people who expose them by giving their spy software it’s true name.
October 20th, 2003 | Owen “…Could someone please explain how cricket is structured, as an American I understand very few foreign sports…”
Yes, as an Englishman I think I can provide a few pointers on the structure of cricket. Its rules are as follows;
Conquer 1/3rds of the World and humiliate the inhabitants.
Teach them your cherished sport with the intention of exhibiting your cultivation prowess and superiority.
Spend the fading years of your power being trashed by barbarian hordes of antipodeans and South Africans.
Fade into political and sporting oblivion…
- Seems pretty fair to me Seen here on /.
October 16th, 2003 | Owen Looks like the first album I might buy this year.
October 16th, 2003 | Owen A well-worn phrase, but quite appropriate when it comes to the Music industry at present.
- The copyright notice on that article made me smile too:
“All material on azoz.com is protected by copyright law and by international treaties, but it all seems rather pointless.
You may reprint any article on this site in whole, in part, in effigy or in ridicule.
I really don’t care.”
- Genius!
October 10th, 2003 | Owen This company created a ‘CD anti-piracy’ technique that relies on windows ‘autorun’ feature to install a piece of malware when you put the CD in the PC’s CD drive. This can be by-passed by simply holding the ‘Shift’ key of your PC when you put the CD in the drive (this temporarily disables autorun), or just disable autorun completely (like I do).
So, Some academics looked at this marvellous innovation in anti-piracy software, and realised that it was hopeless and can be by-passed by anybody with half a brain-cell. They published their results, and now Sunncomm is threatening to sue them for millions of dollars.
Is corporate america sad or what?
October 9th, 2003 | Owen Amsterdam’s MuseumNacht is on November the 8th this year. A very good night indeed.
October 9th, 2003 | Owen Scientologists or the Catholic Church? Actually they’re both dangerous and wrong.
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